Nebeng Melvern
“YOI, ARION KALANDRA!”
“MELVERN ADHITAMA!“
Kedua orang itu ketawa, sebenernya jayus banget sih, tapi kaya yang lucu aja. “Howdy, bro? It's been a long time since you joined Nebeng Melvern.”
“Just basic thingy, sih. Kuliah, foto produk, clubbing HAHAHAHAHA!”
Melvern ikutan ketawa, sampe yang mukulin gagang stir, padahal gaada yang lucu. “YANG TERAKHIR MAH GAUSAH DISEBUT, KAN BARENG GUE!”
“But seriously bro, my life ya gitu-gitu aja. Nothing special lah“
“Bosen engga, sih? Like I mean, everyday our routine, like photo, socmed, people. Sometimes, personally, I don't have space for myself, menurut lo gimana?”
“Bagian engga punya personal space gue setuju banget sih, kaya apa aja yang gue lakuin gue harus lapor ke orang-orang. Padahal, MEREKA SIAPA? But yea, resiko kerjaan kita sih, sebisa mungkin enjoy aja.“
Melvern ngangguk, terus ngambil ponselnya. “Biar engga stress, ayo nyanyi lah.”
Abis itu, lantunan nada dari Troye Sivan yang judulnya Strawberries and Cigarettes, mulai memenuhi Mercedes Benz C-Class AMG 43 milik Melvern.
Remember when we first met? You said “light my cigarette” So I lied to my mom and dad I jumped the fence and I ran But we couldn't go very far 'Cause you locked your keys in your car So you sat and stared at my lips And I could already feel your kiss
“Long nights, daydreams, sugar and smoke rings, I've been a fool, but strawberries and cigarettes always taste like you. Headlights, on me racing to 60, I've been a fool, but strawberries and cigarettes always taste like- blue eyes, black jeans, lighters and candy, I've been a fool, but strawberries and cigarettes always taste like you... yoi! Eh but, by the way, gue mau nanya nih sama lo,” kata Melvern.
“Apa tuh?”
“Something that happened recently sih, about your- you know like kebiasaan lo yang kalau upload barang endorse tuh kaya engga niat gitu, asal copas doang, itu tuh like- WHY BRUH?”
Ini Arion langsung ketawa ngakak nih. “Duh, firstly, gue minta maaf sih sama kalian yang sempet endorse di gue, terus kaya gitu. Honestly, bukan engga niat sih, lebih ke lupa aja, and I trust my manager udah bikinin caption yang oke yaudah? I don't need to improve juga, sih? But even tho kaya gitu, barang yang gue endorse selalu viral sih, HAHAHAHA!”
“HAHAHAHA! DUH FUCK YOU! TENGIL BANGET INI ORANG!”